A Repentant Husband apologized to wife, "Honey, I got mad at you a lot, but you a never returned my verbal blows. How do you control your rage towards me?"
Wife replied, "I start cleaning the toilet when you get mad. It helps me soothe down."
Overwhelmed husband asked, "Perhaps flowing cold water, Is it?"
Wife replied, "No, cleaning the toilet with your toothbrush."
Akpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he didn’t submit an assignment.
I’m sorry I could not do the homework on time because I was tired after watching television.
The Lecturer warns him to write a formal letter with formal English or reflective of a varsity student lest he be punished.
This is what Akpos wrote…
Dear knowledge conduit,
My sovereign persona is thoroughly apologetic for my sordid academic behavioural inactivity or academic hibernation as regards the assignment.
Unfortunately, our smart Samsung HDTV was visually competitive in relation to the assignment, prompting me to fall prey to its seduction to the detriment of the assignment.
Ultimately, my exhaustion directed my nocturnally loyal body to my bed thereby rendering me half dead albeit still breathing in the process.
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree but also admitted it and apologized. Now, Joey, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Joey: Because George still had the ax in his hand?
No Need To Apologize
After spending four hours battling around with two kids, a baby-sitter finally succeeds in convincing them that it’s bedtime, puts them to bed and tells them a story to sleep. Shortly after, at around midnight, the baby-sitter, greeting the returning parents, tells them: "Don't apologize for being late. If I had your two, I wouldn't be in any hurry to get back home either."
A customer at a counter of a garden ornament shop said to the cashier, Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of those sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandmas in bloomers. The cashier replied thatll be eight dollars for the pinwheels, ten for the flamingos, six for the sunflowers, and an apology for my wife!