Bragging About Siblings
“My sister takes gymnastics," said another.
Not to be outdone, the youngest piped up, “My sister takes antibiotics."
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic.
"What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.
"Nothing we don't already have a drug for," the internist replies.
"Well, what's so miraculous about it?"
When he missed one week, I called to see if he was alright. He told me he had started to feel sick, but a friend had told him of a natural supplement that had helped him to get better right away. When I asked what it was, he said it was available at health food stores and was like a natural antibiotic.
I again asked what this wonder supplement was called and he said, (meaning Echinacea) "Euthanasia, I think."
Not Feeling Well
This woman wasn't feeling well, so she went to see the family doctor. After hearing her symptoms the doctor scheduled her for a complete physical. Days later she returned to get the results. The doctor tells her that everything came back normal.
He asks, "How's your appetite?"
He then asks, "Do you sleep well?"
"About 8 hours a night," she said.
"How about your elimination?" he asks.
"Every morning about 7:20 AM" she replied.
These 3 germs inside are listening to all of this and one of them says, "What are we going to do?"
One says, "I think I'll hide in the liver."
A second one says, "I think I'll hide in a kidney."
The last one says, "You guys can stick around if you want to, but I'm taking the 7:20 out of here."
A patient who has been suffering from a persistent bacterial infection for months, went back to his doctor.
While writing his prescription, the doctor said: "I'm going to give you one of those new super-antibiotics".
"Will this cure me, Doctor?" asked the patient.
"Not really, but you'll get even."