5 Airplane Jokes

Fire in the Airplane

Q: If you are flying in an airplane and it gets on fire where do you come out?
A: In the news.

Airline Counter

A man went to the airline counter. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, do you have reservations?" He replied, "Reservations? Of course I have reservations, but I'm flying anyway."

Bumpy Landing

A pilot landed a plane with a rather bumpy landing. As part of his job he was required to stand by the terminal door and say goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane. He was afraid that someone might say something about his rather less than perfect landing, but everyone left without saying a word except for one passenger, an elderly lady, she slowly approached the pilot after most passengers had exited the plane and asked, "Did we land? Or were we shot down?"

Cockpit Door

A lady sitting in first class saw the cockpit door open, she was incredulous to see that the pilot was reading, very concerned she asked a flight attendant, “Miss, why is the pilot reading? Isn’t he supposed to be flying? “The woman fainted when the flight attendant said, "oh well, he’s just studying for his pilot license."

Chewing Gum

Pilot: Have you ever flown in a small airplane before?
Passenger: No, I have not.
Pilot: Well, here is some chewing gum. It will help to keep your ears from popping.
Pilot (after the airplane landed): Did the gum help?
Passenger: Yep. It worked fine. The only trouble is I can’t get the gum out of my ears.

Next: Elderly Jokes

Related jokes

Air Force jokes - Airport jokes - Aviation jokes - Flight jokes - Flying jokes - Landing jokes - Luggage jokes - Parachute jokes - Pilot jokes - Piloting jokes - Plane jokes - Skydiving jokes - Transportation jokes - Travel jokes